Everyone sucks.

I guess friends aren’t so much friends

People that think they’re better than I am;

Go fucking die

‘But now that I think about it, I was so high, I might’ve just been talking to a lamp.’

I wish I had a lady that would

smoke my weed and watch adventure time with me

I’ve gotten naked 3 times since break started. It’s a good start

Whaaat happened last niiiight

I fucking hate pussies